Tonight's dinner take-away...
Abbee: [from the corner seat at the table, trapped between JP and JW] Emma, will you please get up and get us some napkins?
Emma: Why don't you? [as she's stomping off to get them with a string of spaghetti hanging from her mouth!]
Me: I think what you were trying to say was, "Sure, Abbee, I'd love to! Because Jesus has called me to serve others."
JP: [interrupting my highly spiritual not to mention extremely moving speech] Yea! So while you sit there on your lazy butt, I'm gonna get up and serve Jesus!