Seriously?

JW: (to Luke) I almost took some drugs on Saturday...some really bad drugs.

Me: (slightly horrified) What are you talking about? What bad drugs?

JW: (with a crinkled up nose that equals his "thinking" face) Um, like maybe sniffing markers or something?

Me: Where did you get an idea like sniffing markers?

JW: (same "thinking face as before) From maybe Mrs. Bowen or something? (I am assuming that here he means Mrs. Boden the assistant principle; however, he is totally making this up as he goes along, so he could mean anyone!)

Luke: I smelled some markers before. They smelled really good!