"I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to buy some checks. Then, I will be able to buy me and my wife whatever we want!"
Me: JW, you need a haircut.
JW: NO! I'm trying to grow one of those things (using his hands to try and demonstrate what "one of those things" means.)
Me: What things?
Emma: He means an AFRO!
JW: (very excitedly) YEAH! AN AFRO!!