Man Camp Failure

JW: Mom, do you see all those little bumps on my knee?

ME: Yes.

JW: They all have little hairs growing out of them....When do you think you're gonna let me start shaving my legs?

ME: Boys don't usually shave their legs, JW.

JW: Yeah, I'll probably just shave my armpits!

He glances up at me and apparently discerns from the look on my face that shaving his armpits isn't an option either!

JW: Or else I'll just trim 'em up a bit with scissors!